We all change over the years.

Unless, of course, you work in our HR department, all of whom have sworn an oath of undying fealty to the living Machine in the eBaums World basement. In that case, you would live your life, unchanging, undying and ageless as you scour the earth for more and more interns to feed to the Machine-god. Granted eternal life, charged with eternal servitude, you would live your life in unending service to the immortal Machine.

But these 17 celebrities do not work in our HR department and are thus subject to the ravaging effects of time. Their bodies grow weaker day by day, hair thinning, telomeres growing longer and muscles wasting away as age seeps into their bones.

After you've beheld these aging mortals, check out what these dead celebrities would look like today had they signed up for our HR department.